Remember, Remember The Fifth Of November, When You Couldn’t Answer The Phone

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
When you couldn’t answer the phone.
Your customer left
You feeling bereft,
Sad and all alone.

You were in the bathroom,
Enjoying some personal time,
When you heard your  phone ring,
A ring-a-ding-ding,
And knew who’d be on the line.

You panicked and tried so desperately
To heave your trousers up,
You tripped, you fell!
And let out a yell,
And your customer hung up.

You’ll always remember the fifth of November
When you couldn’t answer the phone.
So you called alldayPA
And hip-hip-hooray!
Now your phone is never alone.

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